I wish you the best of luck bro. And I definitely miss you already. It's too bad we ain't gonna be close for the summer. I love you "b".

But enough of that crap, right?

So good to hear you and Jill are doing good. Me and Bristol are rocking away. She's definitely a keeper and I told julie I don't see an end in site at this point. She's amazing, we work well together, I'm losening up 'round her a bit more which is good. You gotta give the girls "crazy J" in doses ya know.

Oh so b...you weren't here so you don't know, but I have a funny drug test story to tell you. BTW we should call eachother once a week and talk I think.

I got tested for drugs for my work. I took the bottle into the bathroom and I couldn't go pee. So they were like "okay wait in the wiating room and drink water" so I did. And I'm in there drinking so much water that I start to feel sick (cause I had no food in my stomach). And I think to myself , man I don't wanna be in this waiting room all day. So I convince myself I feel enough of an urge that I can go. I get up and go to take the test again...go in the bathroom and CANT GO AGAIN. This is embarassing. CEO's son all dressed up - can't go pee. So finally I wait till I really have to go badly and because of some legal issue (it being the third try and all). A doctor from the first floor had to come up and physically WATCH ME pee. like watch the whole process..in to the bathroom...watching my junk. Okay so yeah, I have more to type but bristol is coming over...peace out.

in christ,
jason